~Utsuneko

Tremanon: Pye…where are we?

Keep: We're in my office at the-

Pye: HE WAS ASKING ME! (Looks at Tremanon) If I had to guess it'd be in this guys office or something.

Keep: (Sweatdrop)

Tremanon: (Eyes closed, hand on chin) An excellent deduction my friend. (Nods) : D So! What exactly are we doing here?

Keep: We had to stop by to reset my wa-

Pye: WE ARE HERE TO RESET HIS WAH. (nods confidently)

Tremanon: His wah?

Pye: Yes.

Tremanon: no, I mean, his wah?

Pye: Yes. His wah.

Keep: (smacks self) My watch.

Pye: '_____' oh…

Tremanon: So, we were thrown down a portal into a creepy room to be lead by you into another portal so we could come to your office and reset your WATCH?

Keep: Well actually it's a-

Pye: Yes.

Keep: (sweatdrop)

Tremanon: Yes? I mean, what? What is it actually?

Keep: It's a device tha pretty mu-

Pye: IT MAKES HIS LUNCH!

Keep: NO! WILL YOU STOP INTERUPTING?!! (Smacks Pye) It measures the amount of time I have on your planet. If it runs out while I'm still on Earth I can be taken to court for something or other!

Pye: Oh…(pouting) That’s a stupid watch.

Tremanon: Just court?

Keep: -___- Not 'just' court. God is the judge.

Tremanon: O [] O (Picturing it in his head, kneels) TT__TT

Keep: (sweatdrop)

Pye: So where are we?

Keep: I told you. My office.

Pye: But WHERE? I mean, I figure the way you talk about God that you're in touch with him so you must be an angel or something, but then is this Heaven?

Keep: Yeah. It is.

Pye: O[]O SERIOUSLY?!

Tremanon: You mean—we don't go to hell?!! = D

Keep: No, you still go to hell. You're only here for a visit. Like I said, I had to reset my watch but I couldn't just leave you there.

Pye: Or you'd go to court?

Keep: No! I'm a bloody angel! I'm s'osed to be NICE!

Pye: (Whispering to Tremanon) I bet he was a mass murderer and he's just trying to convince everyone he BELONGS in Heaven!

Tremanon: O.O Rilly?!

Keep: I WAS NOT A MASS MURDERER!

Tremanon: I dunno… you have that weird accent…

Pye: And you ARE standing…

Keep: SO ARE YOU! AND WHAT DOES MY ACCENT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?!??

Tremanon: If you have an accent then you aren't from here. = D And most people leave where they're from cause they're in trouble.

Keep: (STEEEEEAM) …We're in HEAVEN TREEMAN!

Tremanon: But KEITH!! That doesn't change the fact that you have an accent!

Pye: You BOTH are-

Keep and Tremanon: QUIET MARIE CALLANDERS!!

Pye: Oo WTF?!

Tremanon: = D Pye, pie, get it?

Pye: Oh. '___' >[] OH! (raises a fist) IT'S NOT PIE YOU DUMB-TARDS! NOT P-I-E!!! PY-E!!!

Keep: Whatever M.C. (Closes desk drawer) Come on, we gotta go.

Tremanon: : O Where we going?

Pye: You're both going TO HELL! (Glares at Keep) I thought you were supposed to be NICE?!

Tremanon: …if we went through the portal and now we're in heaven…you don't think ELENA'S in hell…do you?

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Tremanon (c)
Pye and Keep (c) <-MEEE! ^^